Saturday 1 December 2012

Lowest Fare Flights - Business Telephones And How To Pay Less


Perhaps it might even become a funny one. Though: when your service is one long joke it might as well be delivered by a stand-up comedian, i realised the logic, later. I thought I'd accidentally dialled Just A Minute and Nicholas Parsons was about to ask me why I'd interrupted. To hear those chirpy Teeside tones greet you for the first time, it was quite a surprise I can tell you. It was probably with those complaint line profits that NTL were one day able to afford Ross Noble to do all the menu voices.

It was like being in Waiting for Godot. But they wouldn't turn up, you'd wait in all morning. Were the appointment times given out for phone engineers, though, " The only 'improvised flights of fancy' I ever heard. . . So long as no barn owls turn up. We'll be up and running in no time, oh yes! But don't you worry there's a team of highly trained telephone maintenance voles scrabbling away down here right now. . . Our services are currently down for extensive phone system maintenance at the moment, you kept expecting the call to suddenly descend into some kind of surreal improvised flight of fancy: "I'm sorry. It was a weird experience being guided through the menu options by an automated Ross Noble, even once you got used to it, still.

Twice I would have been happy with. " someone said about that play, twice. "Nothing happens.

Nearly all of the telephone/internet services seem to have their problems, in fact. The usual kinds of thing. Long delayed repairs. Unexplained service outages. But you still hear bad reports, their brand's taken over, nowadays. Virgin must have given up waiting, like I so often did. They said they wouldn't be putting their name to NTL's services until customer service had reached acceptable levels, when Virgin Media decided to take over NTL, in 2006.

And call the cheaper geographic alternative with your inclusive mobile or landline minutes, click search, just enter a number at Say No To 0870. And neither should you be paying. For that matter; or for any other reason I might have phoned them, but it's a while since I've had to pay to make a complaint to any of them. Or 0870 numbers, all with their own costly lo-call rate, but there are still plenty of other companies I have to ring up. It's not been too bad, so far. I'm with BT now, as for me.

But at least now we can make sure, i don't know. Or maybe companies don't profit from complaint lines?

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